Google almost cock-blocks me again.
Posted by todd Sat, 29 Oct 2005 17:18:00 GMT
There's an old'ish saying, "On the internet, nobody knows you're a fish.".
Having spent enough time here, I know that people are often not who they seem, which makes me skeptical of everything online.
When the gorgeous 22 year old from match.com contacted me... well I presumed she was really a 45 year old guy.
Luckily, I'm good at the internet. If it can be found, I can find it, so in following with the recent stalker theme... The girl was hunted down. It only took about 10 minutes to find her Flickr photostream, as she uses the same handle everywhere. She is, in fact, a hot 22 year old.
Now, even though it was essential to prove her legitimacy, I still felt pretty bad about sneaking around when she was being honest. I had gathered all sorts of information based on the photos. She seemed like a party girl... She had a lot of friends... She spent a lot of time in Finland as well as the US.. She liked making out with girls...
Works for me.
So, in true Napoleon Dynamite style.. I've been chatting online with babes all day. Flippin Sweet!
We were trading pictures (with me still not letting on that I'd seen plenty), and she says "I like this one of you". Then she sent me my Blogger.com photo. She'd found this site. Fuck.
Shockingly, she still came over. At 3am. On a Tuesday.
At any rate, this story is really MUCH more involved and humerous... but since she will probably read this, it's not getting shared here. The short is, I've just started dating a girl who is probably too young for me, but seems to have her shit together a lot more than most women my age. This one might be around for awhile.
Why does she want to date an old man like me?
Hell if I care.
(ps.. I'm going to buy a new bachelor domain today that isn't tied to me. If you comment here regularly, I'll let you know where it is soon)
