Happy Mardi Gras, and again, fuck cops.
Posted by todd Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:52:00 GMT
Seriously.
As a non-jounalist, here's my little shot out to the cops across the world.
Fuck yourself.
Now I know what you hippy bastards might say. "Police Officers risk their lives for us". You have watched too many movies. 95% or cops don't do anything useful. The the remainder were born in a bad neighborhood and have something to prove.
I've hated cops my whole life, and I'm far from a thug. My favorite hometown cop clearly got abused in high school and brought it out on everyone who did something he didn't like. He was the father of a personal friend of mine, and the prick tried to illeagally search my car once, because he was under the impression I smoked pot.
Sgt. Canfield. Blow me. (sorry Jim)
Let me put this in a present day perspective. A guy got shot less than a hundred yards from my apartment a few days ago. Guess what happened.
NOTHING.
Some felon got arrested for posession of a firearm, but almost a week later they don't know who really shot the guy. The felon hasn't been charged.
Tonight, Mardi Gras....my girlfriend flashed her boobs out my window.... which honestly I thought was the whole point... . Five police officers were at my door before the beads stopped flying.
AND SHE HAS NICE BOOBS!
To top it off, I live in a secure building. The point is, when anything that ACTUALLY requires the police happens, cops are too busy discussing the big play from their glory days... but it comes down to something like jaywalking or having fun, they spring to action like the teenage mutant ninja turtles. (except not as cool)
So if you happen to know a news guy/journalist in the area please show them this story. You can shoot a car full of bullets in downtown San Diego without concern. But if there is nudity during FUCKING MARDI GRAS, be prepared for ex jarheads and highschool baseball players at your door. It makes them feel manly.
To their credit, they didn't arrest anybody. They really just wanted to see some boobs. It's a reasonable goal, but maybe, just maybe they should spend a bit more time doing their jobs. Protect, serve, or do something other than drink coffee outside my apartment and STILL not catch a guy shooting someone within eyesight of their Starbucks.
Or get some beads.
(one last time)
Cops.
Fuck off.
-Todd
(ps.. actual humor to come soon. I have lots of stories to share, but I'm pissed right now)
