Google almost cock-blocks me again.
Posted by todd Sat, 29 Oct 2005 17:18:00 GMT
There's an old'ish saying, "On the internet, nobody knows you're a fish.".
Having spent enough time here, I know that people are often not who they seem, which makes me skeptical of everything online.
When the gorgeous 22 year old from match.com contacted me... well I presumed she was really a 45 year old guy.
Luckily, I'm good at the internet. If it can be found, I can find it, so in following with the recent stalker theme... The girl was hunted down. It only took about 10 minutes to find her Flickr photostream, as she uses the same handle everywhere. She is, in fact, a hot 22 year old.
Now, even though it was essential to prove her legitimacy, I still felt pretty bad about sneaking around when she was being honest. I had gathered all sorts of information based on the photos. She seemed like a party girl... She had a lot of friends... She spent a lot of time in Finland as well as the US.. She liked making out with girls...
Works for me.
So, in true Napoleon Dynamite style.. I've been chatting online with babes all day. Flippin Sweet!
We were trading pictures (with me still not letting on that I'd seen plenty), and she says "I like this one of you". Then she sent me my Blogger.com photo. She'd found this site. Fuck.
Shockingly, she still came over. At 3am. On a Tuesday.
At any rate, this story is really MUCH more involved and humerous... but since she will probably read this, it's not getting shared here. The short is, I've just started dating a girl who is probably too young for me, but seems to have her shit together a lot more than most women my age. This one might be around for awhile.
Why does she want to date an old man like me?
Hell if I care.
(ps.. I'm going to buy a new bachelor domain today that isn't tied to me. If you comment here regularly, I'll let you know where it is soon)
Good Man-I am glad that you have found some youth to be helpful. I have found that most women find us older gents a bit more apealing, as we usually are either in the process of or actually have our shit togeather. Beware-Scandanavians are feisty, and can be real icebergs. My GIF is Norwegian, and she can either be as soft as a reindeer’s pelt or as hard as dried cod(and about as warm too- using scanda-hoovian speak!) Her last roommie was a Fin-Ask your new GIF about MessiMaaria(I think that is how it is sounded out-it’s this alcohol that comes from the Laapland,made with these little berries that taste like God’s answer to lemmons-and it will mess with your mind!). Finnish women are fun-Erika(her old roomie) is hot as hell, wild as a bucking bronco, and full of Norse hard-headedness. Have fun, or should I say, Have Finn!
Was wondering where you got to. Been distracted lately, huh?
Glad to see you’re back - I was getting bored of seeing the same post up for so long. Keep me posted if you create another site.
Todd, I was getting worried about you also…Glad to hear you’ve been ‘busy’ in a good way. You will let me know your next blogsite, right?
:)
hugs,
circe
Geoffrey: Yeah, she’s off the boat Finnish… I’ve never touched a dried cod before, but I’ll keep that in mind :)
The new domain has been registered, and I’m waiting for the DNS to propogate. It will still be pretty easy to tell it’s me if you are sneaky, but it will defeat google searches for my name.
I’m debating on posting the link here for a bit and then removing it, or sending it to you all individually.
Probably be a bit longer.
-T
way to go. :)
and you better be telling me about your new, secret place!
Yeah, please let the rest of the world know where you went….
Todd we both know you’re training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite rocks! I was at a Halloween party with him this past weekend. lol…
good luck with the new girl!
at least put a new entry on the new domain.
loser.
Gimmie a bit! I’m still in the process of hiding things, and tweaking the skin. I’ve only got two arms woman!
:)
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