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Fun With Freaks.

Posted by todd Sat, 20 Nov 2004 02:11:45 GMT

One thing I've noticed since moving to San Diego, is that a large number of whiny protesters live here. Now, prior to living here I would refer to these people as dirty hippies; however I have come to the conclusion that they are not actually all about Peace and Love (TM). In fact they are just a bunch of vocal advocates for all things cute or made of wood.

Another thing I've noticed is that there are a LOT... A LOT of Vegans here (Vegans don't eat anything that came from an animal). I've even heard of (but thankfully never met) people who refuse to eat anything that hasn't fallen naturally from the tree, because they think that plants feel pain and cutting shit off them is bad.

The older I get, the more people I think are idiots.

A few weeks ago I the privilege of shooting down TWO sets of tweakers in a single walk. It was far and away my best performance to date.

One was a group of PETA freaks (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), who were showing a video of cows getting slaughtered. They were just standing on the sidewalk near my apartment, and when I went to figure out why the hell someone had a TV strapped to their chest; they tried to convince me not to eat animals. Animals are yummy, so I decided to disagree with them.... Actually, I decided to tell them "Vegetables aren't food, vegetables are what food eats; go fuck yourself". The best part was they actually left! The moral of this story is that eating lettuce all day makes you a wimp.

Immediately after that I walked past a woman who I think was trying to talk to people about Christianity. After asking me "Son, do you believe in god?" The look on this woman's face when I said "No" and kept walking made my week. It was like she had just seen the devil himself.

I can't bring myself to mess with the dolphin lovers yet though, because hey, who doesn't like dolphins?

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